72 Kids Would You Rather Questions Gross

What's the Deal with Gross Would You Rather?

• They encourage imaginative thinking.
• They can be a great way to ease social awkwardness.
• They often lead to unexpected and hilarious reactions.
• They're easy to play anywhere – car rides, sleepovers, even during a boring class!

1. As a fun party game.
2. To pass the time during travel.
3. As a way to get to know friends better (what grosses them out is telling!).
4. To create silly challenges or dares.

Bodily Function Bonanza

• Would you rather sneeze a booger the size of a golf ball every time you sneeze, or sweat pure slime?
• Would you rather have your ears constantly whistle like a tea kettle when you're nervous, or have your nose drip a never-ending stream of clear goo?
• Would you rather have to burp out a tiny, live frog every time you eat, or hiccup a handful of worms every hour?
• Would you rather have to eat a spoonful of earwax every morning, or lick a dirty toilet seat once a day?
• Would you rather have your farts smell like rotten eggs and be audible from 50 feet away, or have your burps taste like spoiled milk and be uncontrollably loud?
• Would you rather have to pee in your pants every time you laugh really hard, or have your poop turn into tiny, harmless spiders?
• Would you rather have your sweat smell like onions and garlic mixed together, or have your tears taste like salty old pennies?
• Would you rather have a permanent case of the giggles that makes you fart uncontrollably, or have to wear a diaper filled with pudding?
• Would you rather have to lick the sweat off your armpits every time you're hot, or drink a glass of your own urine?
• Would you rather have to chew your food with your mouth open, making loud chomping noises, or have to sing everything you say like an opera singer?
• Would you rather have your fingernails grow an inch every day and have to cut them constantly, or have your toenails be made of sticky caramel?
• Would you rather have to eat every meal with a fork attached to your nose, or eat every meal with your hands glued together?
• Would you rather have a constant itch you can never scratch in a very awkward place, or have to wear clothes made of sandpaper?
• Would you rather have to bark like a dog every time someone says "hello," or have to meow like a cat every time you're hungry?
• Would you rather have to wear a sock filled with rotten eggs on your head for a day, or have to swim in a pool of expired milk?
• Would you rather have to eat a whole raw onion every day for a week, or have to drink a gallon of pickle juice in one sitting?
• Would you rather have your hair smell like gym socks, or have your breath always smell like garlic and onions?
• Would you rather have to spit every time you talk, or have to drool uncontrollably?
• Would you rather have to eat a plate of bugs for every meal, or have to drink a cup of chunky peanut butter mixed with hot sauce?
• Would you rather have your entire body covered in a fine layer of itchy dust, or have your feet permanently sticky with mud?

Creepy Crawly Choices

• Would you rather have a spider crawl into your mouth while you're sleeping every night, or have a centipede live in your ear?
• Would you rather have to eat a bowl of live mealworms, or have to kiss a slimy toad?
• Would you rather have a swarm of mosquitoes constantly follow you everywhere you go, or have a colony of ants living in your hair?
• Would you rather have to bathe in a tub full of cockroaches, or have to sleep in a bed made of stinging nettles?
• Would you rather have a tick permanently attached to your forehead, or have a leech sucking blood from your toe?
• Would you rather have to wear shoes filled with creepy crawlies, or have to hold a handful of scorpions for an hour?
• Would you rather have your food always be covered in a thin layer of dust and tiny bugs, or have your drink always have a drowned cockroach at the bottom?
• Would you rather have to fight a giant, hairy tarantula in a wrestling match, or have to be chased by a nest of angry wasps?
• Would you rather have your skin feel like it's crawling with invisible bugs all the time, or have your tongue feel like it's covered in tiny, wriggling worms?
• Would you rather have to clean out a bin full of dead spiders every day, or have to handle a snake that’s constantly trying to bite you?
• Would you rather have to find a worm in your apple every single time you eat one, or have to find a beetle in your cereal every single morning?
• Would you rather have to wear a hat decorated with live slugs, or have to wear gloves filled with squirming maggots?
• Would you rather have a ladybug lay eggs in your ear, or have a caterpillar hatch inside your nose?
• Would you rather have to pet a slimy, slimy slug every time you get a compliment, or have to give a high-five with a frog?
• Would you rather have your dreams be filled with giant spiders trying to eat you, or have your dreams be filled with endless tunnels of cockroaches?
• Would you rather have to step on a pile of squashed bugs every day, or have to walk through a field of stinging nettles every day?
• Would you rather have a swarm of flies buzz around your head constantly, or have a giant cockroach crawl across your face every time you close your eyes?
• Would you rather have to eat a sandwich with a live worm in it, or have to drink a smoothie with a dead fly at the bottom?
• Would you rather have your toenails grow to the size of a scorpion's tail, or have your fingernails be made of sharp beetle shells?
• Would you rather have to gently pet a grumpy badger every morning, or have to share your bed with a family of mice?

Food Fiascos

• Would you rather eat a whole raw onion like an apple, or drink a glass of expired milk?
• Would you rather eat a sandwich with mayonnaise and sardines, or a sandwich with peanut butter and pickles?
• Would you rather have to eat a bowl of cold, slimy spaghetti, or a plate of dry, burnt toast?
• Would you rather eat your favorite dessert covered in ketchup, or your favorite savory meal covered in whipped cream?
• Would you rather have to eat a spoonful of pure wasabi, or a whole lemon with the rind?
• Would you rather eat a pizza with anchovies and pineapple, or a burger with chocolate sauce and gummy bears?
• Would you rather eat a bowl of lukewarm, lumpy oatmeal, or a plate of soggy, unseasoned crackers?
• Would you rather eat a raw egg with the shell, or a mouthful of sour candy that makes your teeth hurt?
• Would you rather eat a hot dog with mustard and jelly, or a slice of cake with gravy?
• Would you rather eat a bowl of mushy peas, or a plate of lukewarm soup that tastes like dishwater?
• Would you rather eat a candy bar that's been melted and re-hardened a hundred times, or a lollipop that's been dropped on the floor?
• Would you rather eat a whole stalk of broccoli dipped in hot sauce, or a bowl of plain rice with a spoonful of chili powder?
• Would you rather eat a spoonful of instant coffee grounds, or a spoonful of baking soda?
• Would you rather have your entire meal replaced with liver and onions every single day, or have to eat every meal with a spoon that smells like old gym socks?
• Would you rather eat a dessert made of mashed potatoes and gravy, or a main course made of Jell-O and hot dogs?
• Would you rather have to eat a rotten apple every time you’re hungry, or drink a glass of lukewarm, carbonated water?
• Would you rather eat a cookie that looks like dirt and tastes like mud, or a drink that looks like colorful juice but tastes like bitter medicine?
• Would you rather eat a plate of slimy, overcooked Brussels sprouts, or a bowl of rubbery, flavorless pasta?
• Would you rather have your favorite snack be a jar of pickled eggs, or a bag of dried worms?
• Would you rather eat a sandwich made of only mustard and pickles, or a salad made of only lettuce and balsamic vinegar?

Unpleasant Smells and Stenches

• Would you rather have your bedroom always smell like rotten eggs, or your school backpack always smell like sweaty gym socks?
• Would you rather have to sniff a garbage can full of old diapers every morning, or take a bath in a pool of stagnant pond water?
• Would you rather have your breath permanently smell like garlic and onions, or have your hair always smell like burnt hair?
• Would you rather have to wear clothes that smell like old cheese, or shoes that smell like feet that haven't been washed in a month?
• Would you rather have your house always smell like a skunk has sprayed inside, or have your car always smell like a dead animal?
• Would you rather have to constantly smell someone else’s bad breath, or have to constantly smell your own BO?
• Would you rather have your favorite shampoo smell like sulfur, or your favorite soap smell like sewage?
• Would you rather have to walk through a cloud of skunk spray every day on your way to school, or have your lunchbox filled with rotten food every day?
• Would you rather have your tears smell like a dumpster, or your sweat smell like a public restroom?
• Would you rather have to sniff a dead fish every time you get excited, or have to smell a pile of dog poop every time you’re happy?
• Would you rather have your entire room constantly filled with the smell of vomit, or have to wear a shirt that smells like a locker room for a week?
• Would you rather have to smell the inside of a dirty diaper every hour, or have to sniff a garbage truck full of decaying food every day?
• Would you rather have your house permanently smell like a cat litter box, or have your car permanently smell like a sweaty gym?
• Would you rather have your breath smell like a sewer, or your farts smell like rotten eggs?
• Would you rather have to smell a thousand rotten eggs at once, or have to smell a million old socks at once?
• Would you rather have your favorite perfume smell like mothballs, or your favorite cologne smell like ammonia?
• Would you rather have to sniff a week-old piece of cheese every time you think about something funny, or have to smell a dirty ashtray every time you’re bored?
• Would you rather have your hair smell like old gym socks, or your clothes smell like a swamp?
• Would you rather have to smell the inside of someone else’s unwashed gym shoes for a day, or have to smell a toilet bowl for an hour?
• Would you rather have your entire school constantly smell like burnt popcorn, or have your playground constantly smell like rotten milk?

Weird and Wonderful Whims

• Would you rather have to wear a shirt made of actual snot, or a hat made of chewed gum?
• Would you rather have your tears be sticky and thick like syrup, or your sweat be oily and glittery?
• Would you rather have to lick a stranger's shoe, or have to eat a bar of soap?
• Would you rather have your entire body covered in goosebumps all the time, or have your skin feel perpetually clammy?
• Would you rather have to wear socks that are always damp and slightly smelly, or wear gloves that are always sticky?
• Would you rather have your dreams be about eating dirt, or have your dreams be about swimming in a pool of mud?
• Would you rather have to talk like a robot all the time, or have to walk like a penguin all the time?
• Would you rather have your hair turn into a nest of static electricity, or have your teeth feel like they're made of cotton candy?
• Would you rather have to eat a piece of your own fingernail every day, or drink a glass of your own toenail clippings?
• Would you rather have your nose hairs grow an inch every day, or have your ear hairs grow a foot every day?
• Would you rather have to carry around a bucket of slime wherever you go, or have to wear a costume made of smelly cheese?
• Would you rather have your sneeze sound like a duck quacking, or your laugh sound like a dying hyena?
• Would you rather have your shadow be a gross, distorted version of yourself, or have your reflection in the mirror always look sick?
• Would you rather have to wear a suit made of bandages, or a dress made of toilet paper?
• Would you rather have your entire tongue covered in tiny, sharp bristles, or have your fingernails be as rough as sandpaper?
• Would you rather have to sing everything you say in a high-pitched squeaky voice, or have to whisper everything you say in a scary monster voice?
• Would you rather have your feet sweat glitter, or have your hands sweat slime?
• Would you rather have to wear a diaper full of cold gravy, or a hat full of warm jelly?
• Would you rather have your hair constantly smell like a wet dog, or have your clothes constantly feel like they're covered in sticky goo?
• Would you rather have to eat a spoonful of sand, or drink a glass of dirt?

More Bodily Blunders

• Would you rather have to sneeze out tiny, harmless scorpions, or cough up a wad of sticky phlegm that never stops growing?
• Would you rather have your ears constantly produce earwax that smells like rotten eggs, or have your nose bleed a rainbow of colored snot?
• Would you rather have to hiccup out a small, furry toy rat every time you eat dessert, or burp out a cloud of glitter and stardust?
• Would you rather have to eat a spoonful of hairballs every morning, or lick the underside of a public park bench every night?
• Would you rather have your farts be silent but smell like burning tires, or be loud and smell like a skunk's worst day?
• Would you rather have to pee a little every time you get startled, or have your poop turn into tiny, bouncy balls?
• Would you rather have your sweat smell like a combination of sour milk and old gym shoes, or have your tears taste like metallic pennies?
• Would you rather have a permanent case of uncontrollable chattering teeth that makes you fart involuntarily, or have to wear a diaper filled with lukewarm gravy?
• Would you rather have to lick the sweat off your forehead after every exercise, or drink a cup of your own salty tears?
• Would you rather have to chew your food with your mouth wide open, making loud, smacking noises, or have to sing every sentence in a deep, booming opera voice?
• Would you rather have your fingernails grow an inch every hour and be incredibly brittle, or have your toenails be made of sharp, sticky candy corn?
• Would you rather have to eat every meal with a giant, rusty spoon, or eat every meal with your hands tied behind your back?
• Would you rather have a constant, unscratchable itch on your back, or have to wear a shirt made of itchy wool in the middle of summer?
• Would you rather have to meow like a cat every time you're happy, or have to quack like a duck every time you're sad?
• Would you rather have to wear a bucket full of rotting fruit on your head for a day, or have to swim in a pool filled with lukewarm, curdled milk?
• Would you rather have to eat a whole bowl of slimy, uncooked oatmeal, or drink a gallon of lukewarm prune juice?
• Would you rather have your hair smell like a rotten egg, or have your breath always smell like burnt garbage?
• Would you rather have to spit a thick, green glob every time you laugh, or have to drool like a leaky faucet all day?
• Would you rather have to eat a plate of fuzzy moldy bread, or drink a smoothie made of spoiled yogurt and pickle juice?
• Would you rather have your feet perpetually covered in a thick layer of greasy slime, or have your hands permanently coated in itchy, powdery dust?