72 Gross Would You Rather Questions

Get ready to squirm, giggle, and maybe even gag a little! We're diving headfirst into the delightfully disturbing world of Gross Would You Rather Questions. These aren't your average "would you rather have a silly superpower or a cool one" kind of questions. Oh no, these are the ones that make your brain do a double-take and your stomach do a flip. If you love a good, slightly nauseating challenge, you've come to the right place.

The Wonderful World of Gross Would You Rather

So, what exactly are Gross Would You Rather Questions? Imagine being presented with two equally unpleasant, strange, or just plain icky scenarios, and you *have* to pick one. That's the essence! They're designed to push your boundaries and see what your limits are when it comes to the gross factor. They're like a test for your gag reflex and your decision-making skills rolled into one.

Why are these questions so popular? Well, for starters, they're incredibly entertaining! They create hilarious and often awkward conversations among friends. Plus, they're a fantastic way to break the ice or liven up a party. You get to see what makes your friends tick (or queasy!). They're also used in:

Party games
Icebreakers
Online challenges
Testing friendships (in a fun, silly way!)

The beauty of Gross Would You Rather Questions lies in their ability to create vivid mental images. They force you to really think about the scenario, even if you'd rather not! Here are some ways they work:

They present a dilemma with no easy answer.
They tap into common phobias or disgusts.
They encourage creative and often gross explanations for your choices.

Bodily Fluids Bonanza

Would you rather sweat thick, syrupy snot or cry actual earwax?
Would you rather have your hiccups sound like screaming or your sneezes sound like farting?
Would you rather have to drink a cup of your own toenail clippings or eat a bowl of your own dandruff?
Would you rather have your saliva taste like rotten eggs or your tears taste like spoiled milk?
Would you rather have to pick your nose with a stranger's toothbrush or brush your teeth with a stranger's toenail clippers?
Would you rather have your urine be bright purple or your sweat smell like onions?
Would you rather have to lick a public toilet seat or eat a cockroach?
Would you rather have a constant runny nose or a constant leaky bladder?
Would you rather your burps be silent but smell incredibly foul or loud and obnoxious but smell normal?
Would you rather have to chew and swallow a piece of your own hair every hour or have to lick your own armpit every hour?
Would you rather have a mouth full of rotten teeth or a nose full of dried boogers that you can't get out?
Would you rather have to swim in a pool of vomit or a pool of urine?
Would you rather have your fingernails grow an inch every day or your ear hair grow three inches every day?
Would you rather have to eat a bowl of live worms or a plate of ants?
Would you rather have to wear underwear that is constantly damp or a shirt that is constantly sticky?
Would you rather have to bark like a dog every time you laugh or meow like a cat every time you cry?
Would you rather have to lick the bottom of a stranger's shoe or eat a fly?
Would you rather have your breath smell like garbage or your farts smell like roses?
Would you rather have to sneeze every time someone says your name or cough every time you see a dog?
Would you rather have a constant itch you can never scratch or a constant tickle in your throat?

Food Fiascos

Would you rather eat a raw onion like an apple or drink a glass of pickle juice chaser with every meal?
Would you rather eat a bowl of lukewarm spaghetti that has been left out overnight or a sandwich filled with mayonnaise and anchovies?
Would you rather have to eat a whole lemon with the rind or a whole stick of butter?
Would you rather eat a hot dog that has been in your pocket all day or a sandwich made with only mustard and pickles?
Would you rather eat a bowl of sour cream and raw garlic or a bowl of cottage cheese and sardines?
Would you rather have every food you eat taste like dirt or have every drink you drink taste like mouthwash?
Would you rather eat a chocolate bar that has been melted and refrozen multiple times or a piece of cheese that has been left out in the sun?
Would you rather eat a spoonful of mayonnaise or a spoonful of ketchup?
Would you rather have to eat a piece of your own hair with every bite of food or drink a spoonful of your own earwax with every sip of liquid?
Would you rather eat a whole, unpeeled potato raw or eat a whole, unpeeled garlic bulb raw?
Would you rather eat a sandwich filled with toothpaste and jam or a bowl of cereal with orange juice instead of milk?
Would you rather eat a hot dog covered in mustard and peanut butter or a hamburger with jelly and pickles?
Would you rather have to eat a live beetle or a spoonful of spoiled milk?
Would you rather have your favorite food be replaced with something you absolutely detest or never be able to eat your favorite food again?
Would you rather eat a whole jar of pickles or a whole carton of eggs?
Would you rather have to eat a spoonful of fish food or a spoonful of bird seed?
Would you rather have every meal you eat be cold or have every meal you eat be burnt?
Would you rather eat a handful of uncooked pasta or a handful of uncooked rice?
Would you rather eat a slice of pizza with pineapple and sardines or a taco with chocolate sauce and corn?
Would you rather drink a glass of warm milk with a shot of hot sauce or a glass of iced coffee with a raw egg?

Animal Encounters (The Unpleasant Kind)

Would you rather have a colony of ants living in your hair or a spider lay eggs in your ear?
Would you rather have a frog living in your toilet or a snake living in your shoe?
Would you rather have to kiss a live slug or pet a live rat?
Would you rather have to sleep in a bed filled with worms or a bed filled with cockroaches?
Would you rather have to wear a hat made of dead flies or a scarf made of dead maggots?
Would you rather have to clean out a pigsty with your bare hands or a birdcage filled with droppings?
Would you rather have to eat a meal prepared by a squirrel or have to drink a beverage served by a pigeon?
Would you rather have a swarm of mosquitoes constantly buzzing around your head or have a single, very large, very hairy spider follow you everywhere?
Would you rather have to lick the belly of a cow or the foot of a horse?
Would you rather have to wear gloves filled with itching powder or socks filled with sand?
Would you rather have to kiss a fish or hold a tarantula?
Would you rather have to bathe in a tub of slime or a tub of mud?
Would you rather have to sing to a group of angry geese or dance with a herd of confused sheep?
Would you rather have to collect snail slime or earthworm castings for a living?
Would you rather have to wear a suit made of fur from animals that died of natural causes or a hat made of feathers shed by live birds?
Would you rather have to train a pack of wild dogs or a flock of aggressive seagulls?
Would you rather have to eat a meal that a dog has already eaten or drink water from a puddle?
Would you rather have to constantly hear the sound of buzzing flies or the sound of squeaking mice?
Would you rather have to deal with a herd of wild boars or a swarm of angry bees?
Would you rather have to wear a shirt that smells like a skunk or pants that feel like they're crawling with imaginary bugs?

Hygiene Horrors

Would you rather never be able to shower again or never be able to brush your teeth again?
Would you rather have to wear the same unwashed socks for a month or the same unwashed underwear for a week?
Would you rather have greasy, unwashed hair for the rest of your life or have yellow, stained teeth for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have to use public restrooms exclusively or have to use a porta-potty at every home you visit?
Would you rather have to share a toothbrush with your worst enemy or a towel with a stranger?
Would you rather have to wear clothes that are perpetually damp and musty or clothes that are perpetually itchy?
Would you rather have to wipe with sandpaper or with a wet, used paper towel?
Would you rather have to smell like body odor all the time or have to look like you never wash your face?
Would you rather have to pick your belly button lint and eat it or pick your earwax and eat it?
Would you rather have to shower in cold, dirty water or breathe air that smells like sewage?
Would you rather have to wear a diaper for the rest of your life or have to constantly wear a colostomy bag?
Would you rather have to floss your teeth with barbed wire or clean your ears with a sharp stick?
Would you rather have to use hand sanitizer that smells like rotten eggs or soap that leaves a greasy film?
Would you rather have to wear shoes that are always wet and muddy or clothes that are always covered in sticky substances?
Would you rather have to clean a public swimming pool with your bare hands or a public toilet?
Would you rather have to brush your teeth with dirt or wash your face with urine?
Would you rather have to wear a mask that smells like farts or a hat that feels like it's covered in slime?
Would you rather have to go through life with perpetually sticky hands or perpetually greasy hair?
Would you rather have to use toilet paper that is made of sandpaper or toilet paper that is made of newspaper?
Would you rather have to wear clothes that are stained with unidentifiable substances or clothes that have holes with visible germs?

Weird Body Modifications

Would you rather have your tongue split like a snake's or have your ears surgically reshaped into points?
Would you rather have to permanently wear fake, oversized plastic teeth or have to wear fake, oversized prosthetic fingers?
Would you rather have your fingernails replaced with tiny claws or your toenails replaced with tiny hooves?
Would you rather have to have a third eye surgically implanted in your forehead or have your ears replaced with bat wings?
Would you rather have to have your belly button removed or your appendix surgically removed and replaced with a novelty item?
Would you rather have to have your skin tattooed with images of your own worst fears or have your hair permanently dyed a neon, clashing color?
Would you rather have to have your nose removed and replaced with a pig's snout or have your lips surgically removed and replaced with artificial ones?
Would you rather have to have your eyebrows surgically removed and replaced with drawn-on ones or have your eyelashes permanently glued together?
Would you rather have to have your teeth filed down to sharp points or have your earlobes stretched to an absurd size?
Would you rather have to wear fake, oversized breasts or a fake, oversized prosthetic penis for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have to have your skin glow in the dark or have your bones be visible through your skin?
Would you rather have to have your ears bleed whenever you get angry or your eyes water whenever you get excited?
Would you rather have to have your voice permanently lowered to a deep growl or permanently raised to a high-pitched squeak?
Would you rather have to have your fingers surgically fused together or your toes surgically fused together?
Would you rather have to have your entire body covered in fake warts or fake boils?
Would you rather have to have your tongue pierced with a giant safety pin or have your nose pierced with a rusty nail?
Would you rather have to have your arms permanently stuck at a 90-degree angle or your legs permanently bent at the knees?
Would you rather have to have your skin permanently turn a shade of green or a shade of purple?
Would you rather have to have your entire head shaved and replaced with a wig made of human hair or have your entire body hair replaced with animal fur?
Would you rather have to have your eyeballs replaced with googly eyes or your teeth replaced with marbles?

Creepy and Cringey Scenarios

Would you rather have to live in a house where all the furniture is made of human hair or a house where all the walls are covered in mold?
Would you rather have to wear clothes that are constantly covered in a fine layer of dust or clothes that are constantly covered in dried food?
Would you rather have to listen to the sound of nails on a chalkboard every time you try to sleep or the sound of a baby crying non-stop?
Would you rather have to feel something crawling on your skin all the time or have to constantly smell something foul?
Would you rather have to shake hands with someone who has just eaten something disgusting or hug someone who is covered in sweat?
Would you rather have to watch a horror movie where all the monsters are made of your deepest fears or a documentary about the most disgusting bodily functions?
Would you rather have to be stuck in an elevator with someone who has terrible body odor or someone who talks incessantly and loudly?
Would you rather have to live in a world where everyone communicates by screaming or a world where everyone communicates by gurgling?
Would you rather have to walk barefoot through a field of discarded chewing gum or a field of broken glass?
Would you rather have to taste the air in a sewer or breathe the air in a stagnant swamp?
Would you rather have to wear a mask that makes you look like a zombie or a mask that makes you look like a decomposing creature?
Would you rather have to constantly feel like you have something stuck in your throat or something stuck in your eye?
Would you rather have to hear whispers coming from empty rooms or see shadowy figures out of the corner of your eye?
Would you rather have to constantly smell rotting food or stale urine?
Would you rather have to touch something slimy and unknown or something sharp and jagged?
Would you rather have to live in a house where the lights flicker constantly or where the plumbing makes disturbing noises?
Would you rather have to wear gloves that are always sticky or shoes that are always damp?
Would you rather have to feel a constant, mild electric shock or a constant, mild burning sensation?
Would you rather have to constantly hear a faint, unsettling humming noise or a series of random, jarring bangs?
Would you rather have to live in a world where everything is covered in a layer of grime or a world where everything smells overwhelmingly of sulfur?

So there you have it – a deep dive into the wonderfully gross world of "Would You Rather." Whether you're playing with friends, trying to shock your family, or just enjoying a good mental challenge, these questions are guaranteed to get a reaction. Remember, the goal isn't to find the "right" answer, but to explore the limits of your imagination and perhaps uncover a hidden tolerance for the truly bizarre. Now go forth and gross out!