73 Gross Would You Rather Questions For Kids

What Makes Gross Would You Rather Questions So Fun?

• Birthday parties: To get guests laughing and interacting.
• Sleepovers: For late-night giggles and bonding.
• Family road trips: To keep everyone entertained and engaged.
• Classroom activities: As a fun way to encourage discussion and critical thinking (with appropriate content, of course!).

1. They tap into a child's natural curiosity about the unusual.
2. They encourage empathy as players try to imagine how someone else might feel in a situation.
3. They can lead to hilarious debates as kids defend their choices.

Bodily Function Bonanza

• Would you rather sneeze out of your elbow or hiccup with your nose?
• Would you rather have a nose that drips constantly or ears that constantly ooze?
• Would you rather burp bubbles all day or fart glitter?
• Would you rather have sticky hands forever or a voice that sounds like a duck quacking?
• Would you rather eat a booger the size of your thumb or drink a cup of earwax?
• Would you rather have to slurp your food with every bite or chew with your mouth wide open?
• Would you rather have ants living in your hair or spiders living in your shoes?
• Would you rather sweat mayonnaise or cry snot?
• Would you rather have to lick every doorknob you touch or bite every piece of fruit before you eat it?
• Would you rather have your toenails grow an inch every day or your fingernails grow a foot every day?
• Would you rather have your tongue permanently taste everything like rotten eggs or have your breath smell like skunk spray?
• Would you rather have to wear a diaper full of pudding or a hat made of slimy worms?
• Would you rather have your belly button leak juice or your armpits smell like old cheese?
• Would you rather have to fart loudly every time you stand up or have to burp uncontrollably when you're trying to be quiet?
• Would you rather have to eat a fly sandwich or a worm smoothie?
• Would you rather have your teeth turn yellow and bumpy or have your hair fall out in clumps every time you brush it?
• Would you rather have to hop everywhere like a frog or crawl everywhere like a baby?
• Would you rather have to sing everything you say or whisper everything you say?
• Would you rather have to sneeze with a loud "AAAACHOOO!" every minute or hiccup with a loud "HIC!" every ten seconds?
• Would you rather have a permanent itch you can never scratch or a constant tickle you can never stop?

Creepy Crawly Conundrums

• Would you rather have a spider lay its eggs in your ear or have a centipede crawl up your nose?
• Would you rather have to kiss a frog that turns into a prince or a worm that turns into a taco?
• Would you rather have cockroaches in your cereal or ants in your toothpaste?
• Would you rather have to sleep in a bed of slimy slugs or a pile of prickly cacti?
• Would you rather have to eat a mealworm sundae or a grub kebab?
• Would you rather have your house infested with mice or rats?
• Would you rather have to pet a tarantula or a snake?
• Would you rather have a cockroach crawl out of your mouth every time you yawn or a bee fly out of your ear every time you hear a loud noise?
• Would you rather have to wear shoes filled with spiders or gloves filled with slugs?
• Would you rather have your food always taste like dirt or have your drinks always taste like swamp water?
• Would you rather have to step on a Lego every morning or have to drink a glass of lukewarm, stagnant water every night?
• Would you rather have a leech attached to your ankle for a week or a tick buried in your skin for a month?
• Would you rather have to clean out a toilet filled with slime or a garbage can filled with rotting food?
• Would you rather have to hug a slimy, wet frog or a fuzzy, hairy spider?
• Would you rather have your hair replaced with spaghetti or your eyelashes replaced with worms?
• Would you rather have to sing lullabies to a colony of bats or tell jokes to a family of bats?
• Would you rather have to wear a costume made of cobwebs or a mask made of mud?
• Would you rather have to eat a worm that tastes like chocolate or a spider that tastes like cheese?
• Would you rather have your hands always covered in sticky goo or your feet always covered in smelly cheese?
• Would you rather have to listen to a fly buzzing in your ear for an hour or a mosquito whining in your ear for an hour?

Food Fiascos

• Would you rather eat a spoonful of rotten eggs or a bite of moldy cheese?
• Would you rather drink a glass of blended sardines or a milkshake made with expired milk?
• Would you rather eat a whole onion like an apple or a lemon like a candy?
• Would you rather have to eat your own toenail clippings or your friend's earwax?
• Would you rather eat a sandwich with mayonnaise and pickles or a sandwich with peanut butter and raw garlic?
• Would you rather have your favorite food taste like dirt or have your least favorite food taste like candy?
• Would you rather drink a glass of warm, flat soda or a glass of room-temperature pickle juice?
• Would you rather eat a whole raw potato or a whole raw broccoli stalk?
• Would you rather have to eat a bowl of crunchy insects or a bowl of slimy, chewy worms?
• Would you rather have your pizza topped with anchovies and chocolate syrup or your ice cream topped with hot sauce and olives?
• Would you rather eat a spaghetti dinner with no sauce or a bowl of cereal with no milk?
• Would you rather have to eat a crayon or a bar of soap?
• Would you rather have your water taste like spoiled milk or your juice taste like rotten fruit?
• Would you rather eat a sandwich made of wilted lettuce and old bread or a salad made of weeds and dirt?
• Would you rather have to chew gum for an hour that tastes like spoiled milk or chew gum for an hour that tastes like something you found on the sidewalk?
• Would you rather eat a hamburger with a bun made of pure fat or a hot dog with a bun made of pure grit?
• Would you rather have your birthday cake covered in bug spray or your favorite drink filled with pepper?
• Would you rather eat a fruit fly pie or a cockroach cookie?
• Would you rather have your soup be extremely spicy or extremely salty?
• Would you rather eat a piece of spoiled cheese or a piece of rotten fruit?

Appearance Anxieties

• Would you rather have bright green skin or bright purple hair?
• Would you rather have to wear glasses with no lenses or shoes with no soles?
• Would you rather have your nose grow to the size of a grapefruit or your ears grow to the size of elephant ears?
• Would you rather have to wear a clown nose every day or a fake mustache every day?
• Would you rather have your teeth fall out one by one or your hair fall out in clumps?
• Would you rather have to wear mismatched socks every day for the rest of your life or wear a hat that sings loudly every time you move?
• Would you rather have your eyes turn black like a doll's or have your skin turn pale like a ghost's?
• Would you rather have to wear a shirt that's always inside out or pants that are always backwards?
• Would you rather have to walk on your hands for a day or hop on one foot for a day?
• Would you rather have your fingers be all webbed like a duck's or your toes be all webbed like a duck's?
• Would you rather have to wear a giant diaper on your head or a pair of adult-sized baby booties on your hands?
• Would you rather have your face covered in temporary tattoos of boogers or your arms covered in temporary tattoos of worms?
• Would you rather have to wear a costume made of toilet paper or a costume made of garbage bags?
• Would you rather have to wear a permanent smile that's too big for your face or a permanent frown that's too small?
• Would you rather have your nose run with chocolate syrup or your ears leak glitter?
• Would you rather have to wear a sign that says "I smell bad" or a sign that says "I'm a dummy"?
• Would you rather have your fingers be made of hot dogs or your toes be made of sausages?
• Would you rather have your head be shaped like a watermelon or your body be shaped like a pear?
• Would you rather have to wear a wig made of spaghetti or a hat made of moldy bread?
• Would you rather have your skin feel like sandpaper or your hair feel like straw?

Strange Situations

• Would you rather have to clean up after a pet elephant or a pet skunk?
• Would you rather have to live in a house made of rotten eggs or a house made of stinky cheese?
• Would you rather have to swim in a pool of mud or a pool of slime?
• Would you rather have to sleep in a bed filled with worms or a bed filled with spiders?
• Would you rather have to give a presentation in front of your class while covered in slime or while farting uncontrollably?
• Would you rather have to walk through a field of cow dung or a swamp filled with leeches?
• Would you rather have to wear clothes that are always covered in dog hair or clothes that are always covered in cat hair?
• Would you rather have to live in a sewer or a garbage dump?
• Would you rather have to lick a dirty toilet seat or a dirty public floor?
• Would you rather have your entire house smell like a skunk's den for a week or have your favorite food taste like skunk spray for a month?
• Would you rather have to be covered in slime from head to toe or covered in mud from head to toe?
• Would you rather have to drink a glass of water that has a dead fly in it or a glass of water that has a cockroach in it?
• Would you rather have to clean out a hamster cage that's never been cleaned or a dog kennel that's never been cleaned?
• Would you rather have your bathwater be filled with dirt or filled with dead leaves?
• Would you rather have to wear shoes that are always wet and smelly or shoes that are always filled with sand?
• Would you rather have to eat a meal at a table covered in sticky goo or a table covered in bugs?
• Would you rather have to live in a room with a constant bad smell or a room with a constant bad sound?
• Would you rather have to wear a costume made of raw meat or a costume made of fish guts?
• Would you rather have your homework always covered in snot or your textbooks always covered in earwax?
• Would you rather have to babysit a monster that eats garbage or a monster that cries slime?

Sensory Sabotage

• Would you rather have your hands constantly feel like they're covered in sticky glue or your feet constantly feel like they're covered in cold, slimy goo?
• Would you rather hear a constant buzzing sound in your ear or a constant scratching sound in your throat?
• Would you rather have your vision blurry like you're underwater or have your hearing muffled like you're wearing earplugs?
• Would you rather smell rotten eggs every time you breathe or smell burnt toast every time you speak?
• Would you rather have your skin constantly feel itchy and uncomfortable or your mouth constantly feel dry and sticky?
• Would you rather taste everything you eat as if it were incredibly spicy or incredibly sour?
• Would you rather have your sense of touch feel like everything is made of sandpaper or have your sense of taste feel like everything is made of dirt?
• Would you rather have your ears constantly pop and crackle or your nose constantly run with clear liquid?
• Would you rather have your skin feel like it's covered in tiny needles or have your hair feel like it's constantly being pulled?
• Would you rather have to wear a blindfold for a day or wear earmuffs for a day?
• Would you rather have your favorite song sound like it's being played backwards and at double speed, or have your favorite food taste like something you despise?
• Would you rather have your hands smell like onions and garlic constantly or your feet smell like dirty socks constantly?
• Would you rather have to touch something slimy and cold or something sticky and hot?
• Would you rather have your voice sound like a robot with a squeaky filter or a duck with a sore throat?
• Would you rather have your vision turn black and white permanently or have your hearing permanently sound like a loud static?
• Would you rather have to feel like you're always walking on something squishy or always walking on something sharp?
• Would you rather have your tongue feel like it's covered in ants or have your teeth feel like they're covered in grit?
• Would you rather have to smell like a garbage can or have to smell like a public restroom?
• Would you rather have your clothes feel like they're always damp or always scratchy?
• Would you rather have to listen to fingernails on a chalkboard for an hour or a dog barking non-stop for an hour?