73 Funny Would You Rather Questions For Kids

What Exactly Are Funny Would You Rather Questions For Kids?

• Ignite creativity and imagination by presenting outlandish possibilities.
• Encourage discussion and debate as kids try to justify their choices.
• Provide a low-pressure way to explore different perspectives and values.
• Are incredibly versatile – perfect for car rides, sleepovers, classroom breaks, or just a rainy afternoon.

1. As icebreakers to get shy kids talking.
2. To liven up a party or get-together.
3. As a fun way to learn about what makes your friends tick.
4. To simply pass the time and enjoy some lighthearted fun.

Would You Rather Be a Talking Animal or a Superpower Kid?

1. Would you rather be able to talk to dogs or be able to fly for one minute a day?
2. Would you rather have a pet dragon that breathes marshmallows or a pet unicorn that can grant one wish a week?
3. Would you rather be able to understand what cats are thinking or have the ability to instantly learn any dance move?
4. Would you rather have a tail that wags when you're happy or ears that can hear super far away?
5. Would you rather be able to make animals do funny dances or be able to make plants grow super fast?
6. Would you rather have a monkey that tells you jokes all day or a parrot that sings opera?
7. Would you rather have whiskers that twitch when you're surprised or fur that changes color with your mood?
8. Would you rather be able to speak fluent squirrel or fluent pigeon?
9. Would you rather have a pet octopus that can juggle or a pet chameleon that can camouflage you?
10. Would you rather be able to shoot bubbles from your fingers or have a sneeze that sounds like a trumpet?
11. Would you rather have super strength that only works when you're tickled or super speed that only works backwards?
12. Would you rather be able to jump really high or be able to swim really fast?
13. Would you rather have invisibility that only works when you're wearing socks or super smell that can find lost cookies?
14. Would you rather have laser eyes that can only melt ice cream or super hearing that can hear whispers from a mile away?
15. Would you rather be able to control the weather but only in your bedroom or be able to teleport but only to the bathroom?
16. Would you rather have a superpower that makes everyone around you laugh uncontrollably or a superpower that makes you glow in the dark?
17. Would you rather be able to talk to robots or be able to turn invisible to grumpy adults?
18. Would you rather have hands that can create delicious snacks or feet that can walk on clouds?
19. Would you rather be able to change your hair color with your thoughts or be able to change your voice to sound like any cartoon character?
20. Would you rather have the ability to grant wishes but only for other people or the ability to rewind time but only by 10 seconds?

Would You Rather Be Covered in Food or Have Food Come Out of You?

1. Would you rather be covered in jelly beans from head to toe or have spaghetti for hair?
2. Would you rather have a sneeze that shoots out popcorn or a cough that sounds like a kazoo?
3. Would you rather have a mouth full of marshmallows that you can't spit out or have your hands sticky with honey all the time?
4. Would you rather sweat lemonade or cry sprinkles?
5. Would you rather have pizza for feet or have broccoli for fingernails?
6. Would you rather your nose drip chocolate syrup or your ears blow bubbles?
7. Would you rather have a belly button that dispenses candy or elbows that secrete cheese sauce?
8. Would you rather have to eat every meal with a tiny spoon or a giant fork?
9. Would you rather have your entire body taste like a taco or smell like a freshly baked cake?
10. Would you rather have a tongue that tastes everything twice or ears that hear your own chewing too loudly?
11. Would you rather your laughter sound like a squeaky toy or your hiccups sound like a foghorn?
12. Would you rather have to wear a hat made of pancakes or shoes made of bread?
13. Would you rather have your tears taste like sour candy or your sweat smell like bubblegum?
14. Would you rather have a constant craving for pickles or a constant craving for whipped cream?
15. Would you rather have your shadow be a giant gingerbread man or your reflection be a rubber chicken?
16. Would you rather have to sing everything you say or have to dance everywhere you go?
17. Would you rather have your voice sound like a chipmunk or your footsteps sound like a marching band?
18. Would you rather have your breath smell like garlic or your burps sound like a duck?
19. Would you rather have a nose that sneezes glitter or an ear that wiggles like a worm?
20. Would you rather have to eat every meal upside down or have to sleep standing up?

Would You Rather Be Silly or Be Super Smart?

1. Would you rather be able to tell the funniest jokes in the world or be able to solve any puzzle in seconds?
2. Would you rather have a brain that knows everything about animals or a brain that knows everything about outer space?
3. Would you rather be able to make everyone laugh until they cry or be able to invent amazing new things?
4. Would you rather have a photographic memory for silly songs or the ability to speak every language that animals use?
5. Would you rather be the class clown who always gets detention or the class genius who never has friends?
6. Would you rather have a secret stash of hilarious pranks or a secret stash of mind-blowing facts?
7. Would you rather be able to predict what people will do next but only if it's something embarrassing or be able to instantly learn any musical instrument?
8. Would you rather have a head full of hilarious rhymes or a head full of complex math equations?
9. Would you rather be able to convince anyone to do anything with a funny story or be able to build anything out of Lego?
10. Would you rather have a superpower that makes you incredibly clumsy or a superpower that makes you incredibly forgetful?
11. Would you rather be able to draw amazing cartoons that come to life or be able to create perfect potions that taste like everything?
12. Would you rather have a talent for making people do silly dances or a talent for understanding ancient languages?
13. Would you rather be able to create the best sandcastles in the world or be able to solve the most difficult riddles?
14. Would you rather have a brain that comes up with brilliant comebacks or a brain that can predict the weather with 100% accuracy?
15. Would you rather be able to juggle anything with your feet or be able to whistle any tune perfectly?
16. Would you rather have a laugh that can cure sadness or a mind that can solve any problem?
17. Would you rather be able to fly but only when you're singing off-key or be able to run incredibly fast but only in zigzags?
18. Would you rather have a talent for making up silly stories or a talent for remembering everyone's birthdays?
19. Would you rather be able to control your dreams or be able to understand what your pet is trying to say?
20. Would you rather be incredibly witty and quick-thinking or incredibly knowledgeable about obscure facts?

Would You Rather Live in a Castle or Live in a Treehouse?

1. Would you rather live in a giant bouncy castle that moves around the world or live in a secret underground fort with a slide to get in and out?
2. Would you rather have a bedroom made of giant cookies or a bedroom that is a giant hamster ball?
3. Would you rather have a swimming pool filled with chocolate milk or a slide that goes all the way from your bedroom to the kitchen?
4. Would you rather have a secret passage behind your bookshelf that leads to a candy store or a magical tree in your backyard that grows toys?
5. Would you rather have a throne made of pillows or a playground made of trampolines?
6. Would you rather have a pet dragon that guards your house or a pet robot that cleans your room?
7. Would you rather have a cloud you can sleep on or a rainbow you can slide down?
8. Would you rather have walls that change color with your mood or a floor that plays music when you walk on it?
9. Would you rather have a fireplace that shoots out sparks of different colors or a ceiling that shows the stars all the time?
10. Would you rather have a bathtub filled with bubbles or a shower that sings you songs?
11. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur that lives in your garden or a pet alien that lives in your closet?
12. Would you rather have a door that leads to any place you imagine or a window that shows you any movie you want?
13. Would you rather have a staircase that turns into a slide or a staircase that talks to you?
14. Would you rather have a bed that can fly or a desk that can do your homework for you?
15. Would you rather have a garden that grows candy or a garden that grows talking flowers?
16. Would you rather have a house made of LEGOs or a house made of gingerbread?
17. Would you rather have a pet griffin or a pet phoenix?
18. Would you rather have a secret room that only you know about or a room that magically rearranges itself every night?
19. Would you rather have a backyard that is a giant water park or a backyard that is a giant amusement park?
20. Would you rather have a toilet that flushes with confetti or a sink that dispenses ice cream?

Would You Rather Wear Gummy Bear Shoes or Have a Wiggly Worm Belt?

1. Would you rather wear socks that smell like cheese or shoes that squeak with every step?
2. Would you rather have your clothes be made of bubble wrap or have your hair made of spaghetti?
3. Would you rather wear a hat that changes hats every minute or a scarf that tickles your neck?
4. Would you rather have pants that sing when you walk or a shirt that tells knock-knock jokes?
5. Would you rather wear mittens that have googly eyes or gloves that have tiny bells on the fingers?
6. Would you rather have shoelaces that tie themselves into funny shapes or shoelaces that glow in the dark?
7. Would you rather wear a jacket that inflates like a balloon when you're cold or a jacket with pockets that hold endless snacks?
8. Would you rather have a belt that makes fart noises or a belt that shoots confetti?
9. Would you rather wear pajamas that are made of slime or pajamas that change patterns every hour?
10. Would you rather have a tie that plays music or a bow tie that wiggles?
11. Would you rather wear shoes that walk backwards or shoes that hop?
12. Would you rather have a crown made of candy or a tiara made of spaghetti?
13. Would you rather wear a costume that makes you invisible to adults or a costume that makes you glow in the dark?
14. Would you rather have a hat that whispers secrets or a hat that tells riddles?
15. Would you rather wear a cape that makes you fly but only when you sing loudly or a cape that makes you super strong but only when you're wearing a silly hat?
16. Would you rather have a backpack that automatically packs your lunch or a backpack that dispenses toys?
17. Would you rather wear glasses that show you what everyone is thinking or glasses that turn everything into cartoons?
18. Would you rather have a jacket with sleeves that turn into tentacles or a jacket with buttons that dispense candy?
19. Would you rather wear shoes that make you invisible to squirrels or shoes that let you walk on water?
20. Would you rather have a belt that can stretch forever or a belt that can shoot out laser beams?

Would You Rather Have a Pet Cloud or a Pet Rainbow?

1. Would you rather have a pet rock that tells you stories or a pet cactus that gives you hugs?
2. Would you rather have a pet shadow that can do a silly dance or a pet echo that repeats everything you say in a funny voice?
3. Would you rather have a pet star that grants you one wish a day or a pet moon that tells you bedtime stories?
4. Would you rather have a pet volcano that erupts with glitter or a pet geyser that shoots out juice?
5. Would you rather have a pet tornado that spins you around in circles or a pet earthquake that makes your toys dance?
6. Would you rather have a pet snowflake that never melts or a pet raindrop that can talk?
7. Would you rather have a pet lightning bolt that can play fetch or a pet thundercloud that sings lullabies?
8. Would you rather have a pet hologram of your favorite cartoon character or a pet hologram of a dinosaur?
9. Would you rather have a pet dream that you can bring into reality for an hour or a pet nightmare that makes you laugh?
10. Would you rather have a pet song that you can play whenever you want or a pet dance that you can do perfectly?
11. Would you rather have a pet giggle that you can release when you're feeling grumpy or a pet sigh that makes everyone feel calm?
12. Would you rather have a pet whisper that tells you secrets of the wind or a pet roar that scares away monsters?
13. Would you rather have a pet giggle-fit you can share with friends or a pet yawn that puts everyone to sleep?
14. Would you rather have a pet sneeze that blows bubbles or a pet hiccup that shoots confetti?
15. Would you rather have a pet shadow puppet that can create amazing shows or a pet echo that can sing opera?
16. Would you rather have a pet smile that can be shared with anyone or a pet wink that can make things disappear?
17. Would you rather have a pet giggle that makes you float or a pet sigh that makes you feel super strong?
18. Would you rather have a pet rainbow that you can ride or a pet pot of gold that dispenses chocolate coins?
19. Would you rather have a pet star that guides you home or a pet comet that brings you amazing gifts?
20. Would you rather have a pet cloud that rains candy or a pet lightning bug that can write messages in the sky?

Would You Rather Always Speak in Rhymes or Always Sing Your Sentences?

1. Would you rather have to whisper everything you say or have to shout everything you say?
2. Would you rather have your voice sound like a robot or your voice sound like a squeaky mouse?
3. Would you rather have to finish every sentence with "moo" or have to start every sentence with "ribbit"?
4. Would you rather only be able to communicate by making animal noises or by making sound effects?
5. Would you rather have to say "please" and "thank you" in a booming opera voice or have to say them in a tiny, squeaky voice?
6. Would you rather have to tell a secret joke before you say anything important or have to tell a silly riddle before you ask a question?
7. Would you rather have to answer every question with a question or have to answer every question with a song?
8. Would you rather have to wear a hat that makes you talk backwards or a hat that makes you talk in a silly accent?
9. Would you rather have to communicate by drawing pictures or by making funny faces?
10. Would you rather have your laughter sound like a hyena or your crying sound like a kazoo?
11. Would you rather have to tell the truth but only in a funny voice or have to lie but only in a serious voice?
12. Would you rather have to point to things instead of saying their names or have to act out what you want?
13. Would you rather have your compliments sound like insults or your insults sound like compliments?
14. Would you rather have to say "abracadabra" before you do anything or "hocus pocus" after you do anything?
15. Would you rather have to say "yes" by wiggling your nose and "no" by flapping your ears or have to say "yes" by jumping and "no" by spinning?
16. Would you rather have to end every conversation with a pun or start every conversation with a compliment?
17. Would you rather have to speak in riddles or have to speak in code?
18. Would you rather have your voice change pitch randomly or have your voice change volume randomly?
19. Would you rather have to make a silly noise every time you sneeze or every time you cough?
20. Would you rather have to speak like a pirate for a day or speak like a robot for a day?