Ah, the school year is about to kick off, and with it comes that familiar mix of excitement and maybe a little bit of dread. To get you and your friends ready for the classroom and beyond, let's dive into the fun world of Back To School Would You Rather Questions! These quirky dilemmas are perfect for breaking the ice, sparking conversations, and seeing what kind of hilarious choices your classmates would make.
What Are Back To School Would You Rather Questions and Why Are They Awesome?
So, what exactly are Back To School Would You Rather Questions? Basically, they're a game where you're presented with two equally appealing (or sometimes equally unappealing!) options, and you have to pick one. There’s no right or wrong answer, which is part of the fun! They’re popular because they’re super easy to play, can be about anything, and they get people talking. Imagine trying to decide between having homework from your favorite teacher but no weekends, or no homework ever but your least favorite teacher. Oof!
These questions are fantastic for a few reasons:
- They help you get to know your friends better. You might discover a surprising side to someone when they have to choose between wearing their backpack on their front or back all year.
- They can be a great way to pass the time on a bus ride or during lunch.
- The importance of these questions lies in their ability to foster critical thinking and encourage creative problem-solving in a lighthearted way.
They can be used in tons of ways:
- As icebreakers to start a new class or club.
- As conversation starters during downtime.
- As a fun way to prepare for the back-to-school vibe.
School Supplies Shenanigans
- Would you rather have a backpack that constantly dispenses glitter or a pencil case that sings every time you open it?
- Would you rather have an unlimited supply of your favorite snacks for lunch or an unlimited supply of cool pens and pencils?
- Would you rather have your binder always be perfectly organized but smell like old gym socks, or have it a complete mess but smell like fresh cookies?
- Would you rather have your calculator do all your homework for you but only speak in riddles, or have your backpack automatically pack itself but always forget one essential item?
- Would you rather have to write with a crayon every day or use a noisy, squeaky marker?
- Would you rather have all your loose leaf paper be neon pink or all your notebooks have googly eyes on the cover?
- Would you rather have a ruler that bends and stretches like a rubber band or an eraser that makes everything you erase disappear permanently (including the paper)?
- Would you rather have a glue stick that only works on Tuesdays or a pair of scissors that only cut in zig-zags?
- Would you rather have your backpack weigh as much as a small elephant but never get lost, or have it be super light but always mysteriously appear in different classrooms?
- Would you rather have to use a quill and ink to write all your assignments or only be able to write in bubble letters?
- Would you rather have your lunchbox always be slightly too hot or always be slightly too cold?
- Would you rather have to wear mismatched socks every day or have to wear a funny hat to class?
- Would you rather have your homework planner magically fill itself in but always make your handwriting look terrible, or have to write everything yourself but your handwriting becomes incredibly beautiful?
- Would you rather have your school supplies levitate slightly or hum a cheerful tune when you use them?
- Would you rather have a pencil that never runs out of lead but is shaped like a banana or a pen that writes in rainbow ink but requires you to shake it every five seconds?
- Would you rather have your entire backpack be made of fluffy clouds or made of scratchy sandpaper?
- Would you rather have to carry your books in a sieve or in a leaky colander?
- Would you rather have your lunchbox play a loud trumpet fanfare when you open it or release a puff of confetti?
- Would you rather have to use chalk on a whiteboard or a dry-erase marker on a chalkboard?
- Would you rather have a protractor that always points to the nearest ice cream shop or a compass that always points to your favorite video game character?
Classroom Conundrums
- Would you rather have a teacher who assigns homework every night but tells hilarious jokes, or a teacher who assigns no homework but is extremely strict about everything else?
- Would you rather have to answer every question in class by singing it or by acting it out?
- Would you rather have your desk always be a little sticky or have your chair always squeak loudly?
- Would you rather have to sit in the front row every day or in the very back row?
- Would you rather have your teacher give you bonus points for wearing a silly costume on Fridays or for bringing in interesting facts about the subject?
- Would you rather have to give a presentation in a language you don't know or have to give a presentation with your voice changed to sound like a cartoon character?
- Would you rather have your school mascot visit your classroom every day or have a friendly alien visit your classroom every day?
- Would you rather have to eat your lunch in silence or have to talk about your day with everyone in the class?
- Would you rather have your favorite subject taught by your least favorite teacher or your least favorite subject taught by your favorite teacher?
- Would you rather have to raise your hand to go to the bathroom for your entire school career or have to wear a bell on your shoe that rings every time you walk?
- Would you rather have your locker be haunted by a friendly ghost or have it be the source of random disco music?
- Would you rather have to wear a cape to school every day or have to wear oversized novelty glasses?
- Would you rather have your teacher assign you a "buddy" who is secretly a robot or a "buddy" who is a talking squirrel?
- Would you rather have to write your essays using only words that start with the letter 'S' or have to perform all your math problems as interpretive dance?
- Would you rather have your classroom walls change color based on your mood or have your whiteboard display motivational quotes that are actually just knock-knock jokes?
- Would you rather have to take your tests outside in a tent or have to take your tests underwater in a classroom aquarium?
- Would you rather have a substitute teacher who is a famous historical figure brought back to life or a substitute teacher who is a talking animal?
- Would you rather have to give a thumbs up to your teacher every time you leave the classroom or have to give a polite bow?
- Would you rather have your school cafeteria serve only mystery meat or only brightly colored, but flavorless, food?
- Would you rather have your school bell sound like a foghorn or like a kazoo?
Friendship & Social Situations
- Would you rather have to tell your best friend a secret you promised not to tell or have to pretend you don't know your best friend for a whole day?
- Would you rather be the most popular kid in school but have no real friends or have a few really close friends but be totally unknown?
- Would you rather have to invite everyone in your grade to your birthday party or have your birthday party be just you and your immediate family?
- Would you rather have to always agree with everything your friends say or always disagree with everything your friends say?
- Would you rather have your parents embarrass you in front of your friends every single day or have your friends embarrass you in front of your parents every single day?
- Would you rather have a superpower that lets you talk to animals but makes you allergic to your friends or a superpower that lets you teleport but you always arrive upside down?
- Would you rather have to be the group project leader who does all the work or the group project member who never does anything but always gets an A?
- Would you rather have your crush think you're super weird but cool, or think you're normal but boring?
- Would you rather have to go on a double date with your crush and their least favorite person or have to go on a double date with your crush and their parent?
- Would you rather have your friends know all your embarrassing childhood stories or have your teachers know all your embarrassing childhood stories?
- Would you rather have to share your locker with a tiny, helpful gnome or have to share your locker with a constantly snoring roommate?
- Would you rather have to compliment everyone you meet for a week or have to give a small, silly gift to everyone you meet for a week?
- Would you rather be the class clown who is always funny but never taken seriously or the quiet, studious one who is always serious but never invited to parties?
- Would you rather have your friends always steal your best jokes or always steal your snacks?
- Would you rather have to wear matching outfits with your best friend every day or have to have the same haircut as your best friend every day?
- Would you rather have your phone autocorrect every word to "pickle" or have your phone only be able to send emojis?
- Would you rather have to give your friends a piggyback ride to school every day or have your friends give you a piggyback ride to school every day?
- Would you rather have a friend who can only communicate through song or a friend who can only communicate through dance?
- Would you rather have to publicly declare your love for your celebrity crush every Monday morning or have to sing a silly song about your favorite food at lunch every day?
- Would you rather have your entire social media feed be filled with pictures of cats or pictures of dogs?
After-School Adventures
- Would you rather have to join the chess club and win every tournament or join the debate club and lose every debate?
- Would you rather have to participate in every school play, playing a tree, or be the stagehand who always trips?
- Would you rather have to volunteer at the animal shelter every Saturday or have to tutor younger kids in math every Saturday?
- Would you rather have your after-school job be scooping ice cream at a shop where everything is a weird flavor or be a lifeguard at a pool where the water is always lukewarm?
- Would you rather have to go to every single sporting event for your school, even the ones you don't care about, or have to attend every school art exhibition, even if you don't understand the art?
- Would you rather have to play a sport you're terrible at but become famous for it, or be amazing at a sport but never be noticed?
- Would you rather have to learn a new instrument every month or learn a new language every month?
- Would you rather have your parents sign you up for a competitive ballroom dancing class or a wilderness survival camp?
- Would you rather have to write a book about your school experiences or direct a movie about your school experiences?
- Would you rather have to spend your summer vacation working at a creepy old museum or a chaotic amusement park?
- Would you rather have to learn how to juggle flaming torches or learn how to unicycle backwards?
- Would you rather have to train for a marathon in your pajamas or train for a talent show where your talent is making animal noises?
- Would you rather have to become the school’s official photographer, only allowed to take blurry pictures, or the school’s official videographer, only allowed to use a camcorder from the 1980s?
- Would you rather have to spend your weekends volunteering at a haunted house or a library for ghosts?
- Would you rather have to invent a new type of cookie that tastes like vegetables or a new flavor of soda that tastes like laundry detergent?
- Would you rather have to join a drama club where everyone speaks in rhymes or a music club where everyone can only play the kazoo?
- Would you rather have to spend your after-school time organizing a protest for more recess or a petition for unlimited pizza in the cafeteria?
- Would you rather have to become the school’s resident storyteller, only able to tell made-up tales, or the school’s official fact-checker, only allowed to verify ridiculous claims?
- Would you rather have to spend your summer building a fort that is bigger than your house or learn how to speak to your pet?
- Would you rather have to join a knitting club that only knits sweaters for squirrels or a gardening club that only grows glow-in-the-dark plants?
Future Fantasies & Fears
- Would you rather be incredibly smart but have no common sense or be incredibly charismatic but constantly forget people's names?
- Would you rather have the ability to fly but only at walking speed or the ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking?
- Would you rather have a job where you get paid to eat junk food all day but have to wear a banana costume, or a job where you get paid to invent new video games but have to test them in a volcano?
- Would you rather have your future self send you advice every day but it's always a bad idea, or never hear from your future self but always make the right decisions?
- Would you rather be famous for something embarrassing or be unknown but have achieved something incredible?
- Would you rather have the ability to control the weather but only for your backyard or the ability to talk to plants but they only complain about the sun?
- Would you rather have your dream job but have to commute to the moon every day or have a terrible job but work from your bed?
- Would you rather have the power to instantly learn any skill but forget it after 24 hours, or slowly learn one skill perfectly over your lifetime?
- Would you rather have your future career be a professional napper or a professional pillow tester?
- Would you rather have the ability to freeze time but you can’t move while it’s frozen, or the ability to rewind time but you have to relive every awkward moment?
- Would you rather have a futuristic gadget that always works perfectly but looks incredibly silly, or a futuristic gadget that looks sleek but breaks down constantly?
- Would you rather be able to time travel but only to the past and be stuck there, or time travel to the future and be able to return but only with one souvenir?
- Would you rather have your future home be a giant treehouse or an underwater bubble?
- Would you rather have the ability to read minds but only hear people’s grocery lists, or the ability to teleport but only to places you’ve never been before?
- Would you rather have your future be filled with exciting adventures but no money, or be incredibly rich but have a very boring life?
- Would you rather have the power to talk to ghosts but they only tell you bad jokes, or the power to control robots but they only do chores extremely slowly?
- Would you rather have your future self be a world-famous superhero or a world-renowned chef who only cooks with candy?
- Would you rather have the ability to instantly become fluent in any language but forget your native tongue, or be able to speak only one obscure made-up language fluently?
- Would you rather have your ideal career involve working with dragons or working with sentient teacups?
- Would you rather have the power to control dreams but only for other people, or the power to manifest snacks out of thin air but they're always slightly stale?
So there you have it! A massive collection of Back To School Would You Rather Questions to get your brain buzzing and your laughter flowing. Whether you're facing a new school year with excitement or a little bit of nerves, these questions are a fun way to connect, share some laughs, and maybe even learn something new about yourself and your friends. Now go forth and ponder these important choices!